Website Disclaimer

cuz Lawyers gonna Lawyer

when you see "we", "us", or "our" mentioned below, that's, well, us

Effective Date: 2025.05.13

Website: www.highlevelninja.com

Company: High Level Ninja (a.k.a. HLN, a.k.a. your secret weapon behind the scenes)

1. For Info, Not Legal Shenanigans

Everything you see here is for informational and educational purposes only. Think “wise tech auntie guidance,” not courtroom-ready counsel. We focus on helping small biz owners, solopreneurs, and clever humans make tech less terrifying. We do not offer legal, financial, medical, or psychological advice. If you need that? Call in the pros with letters after their names.

2. What High Level Ninja Does (and Doesn’t) Do

High Level Ninja delivers tech-savvy strategy to help you clean up your systems, streamline your tools, and stop the chaos before it starts. Our focus is on making your tech stack play nice, not giving legal, financial, or clinical advice.

Sure, the strategy might touch on business operations or budgets, but it’s always in service of smarter systems. We are not a substitute for certified professionals. Think process flows not profit margins or structure not spreadsheets. You get the idea.

3. You’re the Boss of Your Results

You’re an adult (we assume). That means you take full responsibility for how you use the info, tools, and services provided here. We offer ideas, frameworks, and strategic guidance—but what you do with it? That’s all you, ninja. We can’t guarantee results (no one legit can), and your mileage may vary based on effort, timing, tech gremlins, and caffeine levels.

4. Links May Lead to Wild Places

We sometimes link out to other cool stuff—but can’t vouch for every twist and turn of the internet. Clicking outside our digital dojo? That’s on you, friend. We’re not responsible for what happens on third-party sites.

5. Limitations (Because Lawyers)

High Level Ninja won’t be held liable for any losses, injuries, or damage—direct or indirect—related to using this site, services, or anything we share. We do our best to help you make smart moves, but we’re not in your office clicking buttons for you.

6. Questions? Smoke Signals Welcome.

Got a question about this disclaimer or anything else we do? Drop us a line!

📧 Email: [email protected]

🌍 Based somewhere between the cloud and a coffee shop (or bar, cuz, Irish and Czech)

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